KEVIN. YOU HANDSOME CREATURE. GET RIGHT IN MY LIFE.

Kevin has plenty of room for your homemade flame thrower that you fashioned out of a lighter and a can of Impulse Destiny and any other mid-apocalypse items you might need on your jaunt to the shops.

He also has a super cute wing pocket to hide your DRUGS* in! 

Kevin's fabric strap is adjustable for those days you need a bit of extra personal space from your new friend who is, for some reason, a chicken.

*Milky Bar Buttons