KEVIN. YOU HANDSOME CREATURE. GET RIGHT IN MY LIFE.
Kevin has plenty of room for your homemade flame thrower that you fashioned out of a lighter and a can of Impulse Destiny and any other mid-apocalypse items you might need on your jaunt to the shops.
He also has a super cute wing pocket to hide your DRUGS* in!
Kevin's fabric strap is adjustable for those days you need a bit of extra personal space from your new friend who is, for some reason, a chicken.
*Milky Bar Buttons